Say, for instance, just say: If the Dept of Goat Matters decides to issue photo-IDs for goats, then every goat will have to submit two identical passport-sized colour photos with his/her name written on the back.
While the goats know that this scenario is complete nonsense – the humans would never allow any such leniency, fearing that the intelligent goats would then be in a position to take over the world.
However, there are some goats who think out of the box, as it were, and have requested that we exhibit their mug-shots, just in case the Dept of Goat Matters sends out a notification. ‘You never can tell’, is a wise old goat adage.
Respected personalised goat named Justin Bieber (a.k.a. ‘The Beebs’) claims to be of Nubian descent. He reckons that it is regal and sound quite classy.
Respected personalised goat named Michael Jackson (a.k.a. “Jacko”) claims to be a Domestic Alpine, or something like that. He’s not sure who his dad was. He thinks that Dad was a travelling goat.
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